Green Jello cancelled, R.A.N.T. announced!

Bad news and good news.

On one hand, the Green Jello show (September 12) is cancelled. Sorry to everyone who was looking forward to it.

However, coming fresh off the heels of the Deutschtown Music Festival is another incredible melting pot of performers: R.A.N.T. – Rock All Night Tour! Lawrenceville will be buzzing with 90+ bands on August 15, including yours truly!


Green Jello!

For the third consecutive year, on the exact weekend as the other two, we will be performing with Bill Manspeaker and the GREEN JELLO PUNK ROCK PUPPET SHOW! Many thanks to Tony Malandro from Post Traumatik (also performing) and Ken Arthurs from Wolfies for making this our little yearly tradition and pulling off this event for the low door cover of $4.00! Save the date: Saturday, September 12!


Extra Life Marathon! 24 Hrs of Gaming on!

We’re gearing up for the Extra Life gaming marathon! It starts tonight at MIDNIGHT, and our broadcast can be found over at!

Raising money for the kids who need it at UPMC Children’s Hospital! WE HOPE YOU JOIN US AND DONATE! Even if its just FIVE BUCKS!

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‘Devil in the White City’ Official Music Video Is LIVE!

Holy shit, gearheads! It's the 10th of August, and that means it's music video release time. Check out the amazing video that Holly Siders and the awesome cats from Screaming Butterfly Entertainment put together for us. It was an absolute privilege to work with them, and you can be sure we'll do it again. Without further ado, the official musc video for Devil in the White City! Watch it, like it, share it! Help us to spread the word!

The Existential Gentlemen: Charleston W.V. Music Video Premiere Show!

Here it is! The Charleston premiere of Screaming Butterfly Entertainment's latest music video, "Devil In The White City" from The Existential Gentlemen! Come out and party with Holly, the cast and crew, The Existential Gentlemen, The Black Cross Brotherhood, and In Hills We Thrive! Cover: $5.00 Show: 10:00 PM 21+

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day: Cacoethes (kak•oh•EE•theez) Noun: -An urge to do something inadvisable. From mid 16th century: via Latin from Greek kakoēthes ‘ill-disposed,’ from kakos ‘bad’ + ēthos ‘disposition.’ Used in a sentence: "An idle disposition coupled with deep ennui gave rise to a cacoethes that would not be denied." Cacoethes is that irresistible urge to do something inadvisable. You know you really shouldn't... buuuuut you just REALLY WANT to anyway! Cacoethes is responsible for everything from that extra 15 pounds you just can't lose to your last three divorces. And let's face it, reality television wouldn't exist without the urge to watch that garbage even though you know you COULD be spending that time doing something meaningful, like raising responsible children who will contribute to society in a meaningful way. POSTCARD

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July 18, 2015, 7:30pm

Allegheny Elks Lodge #339

In celebration of our new album "Beyond All Mortal" we're throwing a little shindig in a couple weeks at the Northside Elks Lodge #339. Joining us on stage this evening will be Dethlehem and Dead Batteries plus the bar will be open so there will be PLENTY OF BOOZE available. With that being said this is a 21+ event. ADMISSION: - $10 for entry plus a copy of "Beyond All Mortal". - $1 for admission only and no CD. We are doing this as both a favor to our friends who wish to come out and support us AND the people who might just get dragged along to a show or don't have a lot of cash to spend. We just want to party and we want as many people there as possible so fill up your cars and get the fuck down to the Elks on Saturday, July 18th. A most excellent time awaits you. SATURDAY JULY 18TH - 7:30 PM NORTHSIDE ELKS LODGE #339 400 CEDAR AVE - PITTSBURGH, PA 15212

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